Thought I'd give you a Laugh for this Quotation of the Day

"Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it."

 

"Dogs have Owners, Cats have Staff."

 

"I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes."      Oscar Wilde

 

 "In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane."     Oscar Wilde

 

"Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess."   Oscar Wilde

 

"This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last."         Oscar Wilde  

 

"Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other."     Oscar Wilde

 

"Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot."   Oscar Wilde

 

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film."     Oscar Wilde

 

Just for fun I thought we'd have a laugh.  I took me til I was in my 30's to learn to laugh at myself and not take life so seriously.  Some areas of my life I'm still working on this quality.  After reading these quotations I now the problem with my photographic memory is I simply need to buy film.  That I've been frustrated thinking my adversaries were smarter than me but they're simply insane, yea.  My being in a constant state of suspense is a good thing, who knew?  I know for SURE I am just a 12 minute egg, I know it, I just know it!!!!  And, I'm still looking for my booger, so excuse me please. 

 

Love you all,

 

Jacky

 

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